I’m going to start with a lie. Yeah, I totally knew how poker works before playing this. Full expert, reading hands, calculating odds, all that. Then I booted up This Ain’t Even Poker, Ya Joker, and realized I have no expertise in it, confused about what I was supposed to do. But then again, maybe that’s the point. This ain’t even poker. I am the Joker.
After playing Easy Delivery Co. from the same devs, Doghowl Games, I was curious. I’m super fond of that game, which surprised me, so I thought, “Alright, let’s see what this one’s about”. And now here I am, flipping cards, watching coins go up, and enjoying every bit of the bells ringing.
So, after collecting over 200 Quadragintillion coins in a ten-hour gameplay because the first two were just me understanding how things work here, still counting as I’m writing this, watching those numbers pump up on my Xiaomi 15 Ultra, here’s my This Aint Even Poker, Ya Joker review.
A confusing start that slowly makes sense
When you first start the game, it doesn’t really explain much. You’re thrown straight into flipping cards, forming hands, and earning money based on what you get. Oh yes, you are supposed to mint around 1 billion at the beginning.
At that moment, I was mostly just clicking and hoping something good would happen. I had only a couple of decks and didn’t even understand that there was an auto setting there, and upgrades would happen through that. Quite a noob, but forgive me still.
Even though I could understand the core, the mechanics still felt random. I didn’t really understand what counted as a good hand or why certain combinations gave more money. But after a few minutes of playing and seeing patterns like pairs, two pairs, and the occasional high card hands, things slowly started to make sense.
It’s not that the game suddenly becomes clear, but you begin to understand just enough to keep going. And that’s where it starts to pull you in, and then everything opens up to you.
Simple incremental loop, but it keeps growing
At its core, the gameplay loop is very straightforward. You flip cards, earn money, use that money to buy upgrades, and repeat the process. After reaching the billion mark, the game opens up with Mary the Fairy popping up, and she will give you those Poker chips in return for the progress you have made. 240 Poker Chips is a long way from her own branch of upgrades.
Once again, you start with a single hand, but soon you’re adding more cards, unlocking additional decks, and increasing how many hands you can play at once. As your setup improves, the pace picks up. This idle formula that’s been used many times in incremental games, and it works here as well, because you have to keep your screen on and you have to monitor your progress.
Bigger hands start appearing more often, and the rewards increase significantly. Watching a large payout come in after building your deck properly with those Epics and Legendaries is easily one of the most satisfying parts of the game.
You can see the stats whenever you want to, and when you see those numbers slowly stacking up, especially your best hands like straight, full house, or even a straight flush, the latter of which has given me trillions at the point of writing, the shiny cards displayed there surely are a sight.
I kept checking that tab more than I expected, just to see which hands were doing the heavy lifting and where most of my coins were coming from.
Easy to manage quests and interactive elements add to the fun
There are also quests running alongside everything, and these are pretty simple to follow. Discover a certain type of card, play a specific hand, or complete an expedition, nothing too complicated. But once you start unlocking Mary’s upgrades, these quests begin to matter more because they feed into your progression, since they also start giving you poker chips.
There are small interactive objects around, and once unlocked, they start minting coins on their own. I didn’t notice it immediately, but after a while, you realise coins are coming in from more than just card flips. It isn’t much, but hey, the visuals are cool.
A lot of colours add to the visual taste with good music
On the presentation side, I liked how clean everything looked. The UI is straightforward, nothing confusing once you get used to it, and everything is within reach. The cards, effects, and those glowing upgrades look nice without being over the top.
Music is just one track, a looping piano in the background, I couldn’t recognize or wasn’t familiar with it. It fits the mood of the game, as the cards spun, it added to the suspense. The sound effects are actually more noticeable, the card flips, the coins stacking, those little clicks, and then the Joker laugh, I liked all of it.
A straightforward purchase that respects your time
Just like the other premium games on offer, you will make a $5.99 purchase of This Ain’t Even Poker, Ya Joker, and that’s it. You pay once and get the full experience, no ads popping up in between, no interruptions breaking your flow, and no extra purchases trying to slow you down.
Final Verdict
This Ain’t Even Poker, Ya Joker is confusing at the start, and even later, you might not fully understand everything happening behind the scenes, especially someone like me who is not into cards or doesn’t come with the brain to understand them, but that doesn’t stop it from being fun.
The core loop is simple, and it is easy to understand, but the way it builds on top of itself with upgrades, deck management, and progression systems makes it engaging over time. Watching your setup improve and seeing those numbers grow is the best part.
For the price you are paying, it’s an easy pick if you enjoy incremental or idle-style games. It has enough content since Mary’s Upgrades is a long progression path, and trading for poker chips is a long haul, so for the price you are paying, there’s a lot to explore. Worth every penny.
This Aint Even Poker Ya Joker Review by GamingonPhone
Gameplay Mechanics - 8
Progression and Upgrades - 8
Deck Building and Strategy - 7.5
Graphics and Music - 7.5
Value for Money - 9
8
Good
This Ain’t Even Poker, Ya Joker turns a simple card-flipping idea into something oddly addictive once it gets going. It may feel confusing at first, but the progression and idle coin minting elements is a laid-back experience that will make you look at your screen even at work.
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